On social media, I kept seeing people talking about how
great the sex looked between Lawrence and Tasha. In fact one person posted a
gif of the scene and asked, “Ladies when was the last time you had this?” I
noticed a large amount of the women joked that they never had or that it had
been a long time claiming that too many guys are lazy and make sex about them
so much that they barely pay attention to the woman’s pleasure at all. So I
wanted to express some tips that I picked up in my 5 years of singledom to help
other women get that mind blowing sex that they ultimately crave while they’re
single.
Finding
The Right Guy To Fuck
We as women are approached by so many guys, so how
do you know which ones are worth it and which ones aren’t? The truth is there
are some signs, but part of it will involve your efforts as well.
Moderate
Assholes: Assholes (not complete assholes but fun assholes)
are some of your best candidates to have great sex with, but these assholes
aren’t going to give every woman great sex. So how can you guarantee that
you’ll get it? Talk shit! Be playful and learn how to talk shit. Assholes love
someone who is a challenge and is playful. If you can have great back and of
forth matches of talking shit with an asshole, then you’re sexy, and if talking
shit ever turns sexual, then they’ll secretly crave the opportunity to make you
eat your words. This can be a fuck buddy or friends with benefits depending on
the guy.
Ladies
Man: Pay attention to what women say about a guy, or how
they act towards them. There are two types of ladies men out there and you can
choose which one you like better or choose both
1. The
first kind is the ladies man that women love to talk about how great the sex
was. Or they might not talk about it but they have women who think they are in
love with them, making public scenes and everything. Understand though that
those women aren’t in love…they’re dickmatized. A woman in love usually doesn’t
make public scenes of hurt when rejected by said guy but keeps it private. This
type of guy you know the sex is good, but if you can easily be dickmatized,
stay away from him for fear you look like a raving jaded fool too. This guy is
great for strictly a fuck buddy situation. Keep interaction limited to strictly
sex.
2. The
second kind of ladies man is the one where a lot of women chase after him, but
most have never had the opportunity to ever sleep with him. In fact, most
people don’t even know his business. You want this guy because what makes sex
great with him is that he oozes with sex appeal, which is why so many women
want him. And trust me that sex appeal will ooze into every inch of the bedroom
making for a wonderful time. This kind of guy like the moderate asshole usually
has to be won over with efforts of talking shit, being flirty, and a certain
extent of being a really cool and down -to-earth human being. They love women
who they can feel they can be themselves and real with, but also can be fun and
flirty. So if you’re looking for a cool guy for like a “friends with benefits”
situation, then this is your guy. Just make sure to get out before either one
of you catches feelings or else it can turn into a really messy situation.
The
Dancer: That guy who is really great at dancing, can grind
with you, lift you up if need be, and you guys have great sexual chemistry with
each other when dancing, that guy is totally fuckable. You want that and it is
worth it.
The
Guy Who Likes To Give Head: That guy who you’ve heard others
or even them say they enjoy giving head, usually are great at it. If the
opportunity arises, take advantage. You will not be disappointed.
The
Guy Who Obsesses Over Your Body With His Eyes:
If there’s a guy in your life you’re cool with and every time you run into them
they can’t help but to look you up and down, or smile when they see you,
they’re worth the fuck. Especially if sometimes when they see you their voice
can’t help but to become smooth as if every word they speak is dripping with
honey. That person is definitely fantasizing about all the positions they’d
like to put you in.
Guys
to Stay Away From:
1. The
guy who brags on his sex, 7 times out of 10 are terrible at it.
2. The
guy who seems desperate is, and you will regret the day you ever let him touch
you.
3. The
dry/boring guy will be just that in bed as well without help and we’re not here
to direct people, we’re here to fuck.
4. The
minimal sexual experience guy is not always bad but I’m sure you don’t want to
spend a lot of time trying to teach them what to do or convince them that they
should give head or stick a thumb up your ass if that’s what you’re into.
5. The
conceited pretty boy (or just conceited) is only thinking about himself and
what he wants. Don’t expect him to care if you get off.
6. The
guy who doesn’t masturbate can sometimes be a quick pumper. I once knew a guy
who refused to masturbate and was a quick pumper. The sex wasn’t totally bad
though because he had great sex appeal, was rough, kinky and gave awesome head.
But in general steer away from these guys because if they don’t give great head
the sex may leave you unfulfilled.
Winning
Great Sex
Now even though I mentioned which guys are the best
options to get great sex from, you still have to be appealing to them in order
for them to want to put in that extra effort. Now I mentioned previously it’s
good to talk shit, be playful, down-to-earth and flirty. But there are a few
other things that can help a guy give you the dicking of a lifetime
Creating
Pent Up Sexual Tension: Once these guys become interested
in you and realize that they want to fuck, you still have to create the need to
give you the work. There are two ways to do that, and you can do one of them or
both. I suggest you do both to get the best results.
1. Be
flirty yet unavailable. The best way to make sure a guy will yearn fucking you
all the way up, is to flirt Back when they flirt with you but never catching on
to the hints that they want to come over, or always somehow having other plans
or being too busy to hang. You can keep this going for weeks, months, or even
years. The longer the better. Just understand that if you do go years doing
this, make sure that deep down if you were ever put into a situation where the
opportunity arises you would say yes. I say this because eventually if you let
it go on for a long time some guys will get to a point where they will do
something drastic. This usually occurs after they’ve been drinking and will try
to force a situation, which may come off as rapey. I’m not making light of rape
either but I’m making sure you are aware that if you know a guy is interested,
you know they want you bad, and you even get the feeling that they’re dunk do
not let them over or go to their place under any circumstances unless you want
a go. Under the influence these guys can take on the mindset that they’ll give
it their all until they succeed. And it’s a very wonderful thing if you want it,
but very scary if you don’t and you’ll have to be adamant with them that you
don’t and will consider it rape if they don’t stop. But if you’re down for the
fuck, understand that man will make you feel like Jasmine when Aladdin took her
on the magic carpet ride.
2. The
second and quicker way to build that sexual tension is through a sexual
activity that we know as head/sucking dick. Yes ladies sucking dick works in
your favor. Always keep in mind that sucking dick is not for him, it’s for
YOU!! Other than when I was in a relationship, I never gave head to just
pleasure a guy. In fact they never got off from it because the purpose was not
to make them happy but to make me happy. So I know you’re probably wondering
how exactly do you do it where it will end in mind blowing sex, because let’s
be honest many of you have given head and the sex was still terrible. Well I’ll
give a few tips. First off don’t be afraid to get wild with it. Go fast up and
down the dick, then out of nowhere stop at the tip, then slowly come all the
way down it and deep throat it. Then when you come up, come up slowly and move
your tongue in a wave up the dick. Once you get back to the tip move your
tongue around the corona ridge of the tip and let your tongue flicker at the
split at the base of the tip. It drives men crazy. You can go up and down and
every time you come up make sure your tongue moves around that ridge. You can
move your lips inward and outward as you go up and down. You can focus on the
tip and let your hand stroke the shaft. Another fun thing to do is let your
tongue flick the split of the tip and then catch the dick in your mouth when it
jumps from a pleasure reflex. And ladies, also don’t forget to massage the
balls from time-to-time. But you can also focus on the hip bone which is highly
sensitive with your lips, tongue or teeth, and use your tongue or nails on the
inside of the thighs. All of this will cause a guy to be pent up with the need
to fuck the shit out of you, and will most likely stop you and put you in the
doggy style position or any other position where they’ll end up mercilessly
thrusting away into you. And that will make all the difference.
So ladies these are my tips for the happily single
woman’s guide to getting great sex every time they decide to fuck. The reason
why I say happily single is in these occurrences you’re solely looking for
pleasure and not a relationship. I personally do not believe that just because
you’re single you should have to suffer from bad sex if you choose to indulge
in the activity. So I hope these tips helps someone in need. And happy fucking
ladies.
